1. Updates are good for you. Like taking a staplegun to the forehead is good for you.

2. RTFM. Whatever you do, don't RTFM. BTFM (burn the...) and avoid the homicidal inspirations.

3. Cloud computing is the future of enterprise sw. Think very low clouds, as in fog. Some applications, like Salesforce maybe, but the lack of data integration among various cloud service providers will make it less efficient instead of more efficient.

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